Andy Martin
When Andy grew up he let his hair get very long, and all his disciples would gather behind him to take turns combing and oiling his full red locks. A trio of wise and knowleadgeable singers dressed as Bollywood villains would sing to him while his hair was treated, and in this manner his facility with all that is hip in music grew. When he felt himself ready, he told his disciples to cut his hair. This being done, he sent them out to tell the world what was quality music, and what was not. It was in the context of the wanderings of his disciples that the expression "What would Andy say?" came into currency.