Roland "One-Tee" Mathews
Tragically, Roland "Yes, One-Tee" Mathews was born with, yes, only one "t". He makes up for missing a letter by adding more letters to the words he uses in everyday conversation; his favorite word is "polysyllabic." When he is not blaming his few shortcomings on the systemic oppressions of this bourgeois society, he climbs into a high tower of his own. There he hones his prosal prowess, and if he is not careful to wear special gloves, lighting bolts will fly out of his fingertips without warning.
